These poems were all written by Charlotte Tiller in our English lesson. They are just great!

The first one is about Emma Chafer ...

My mate Emma
Has given no one a tenner
But she bought a top for a tenner
Emma is not a titch
And can be a bitch
But never a stich
And she always falls down the ditch!

The next is about me....

Marie loves Miss P
And never eats her tea
because she loves Miss P
But what she does you will see...

Marie has a budgie called Bob
Who Charlie likes to kn*b
When Marie sobs
Bobs head bobs!

Do you think it is right to be worried about Tiller?
The next is about Fiona Allen...

Fi likes me, can't you see
She eats her tea, unlike Marie
Fi has frizzy hair, not like a bear
She had a stray hair, so she gave me a glare!

The next is about Amy Knight...

Amy is a pain
When she is insane
She hits me with a cane
Which causes me much pain!